Saturday, January 29, 2011

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At this rate I will need a rack to put all electronics and cable management in the living room. The technological world brings this side effect (while not implement a technology Universal Wireless for wiring ...)
And I had to rearrange the devices to integrate the wifi router in the living room furniture, problems of signal intensity from the previous location in one of bedrooms. More than 25 wireless networks around my house are to blame . We are flooded by electromagnetic waves .... !!

rebound, by chance, I found a rather curious web, it is called something like "P untu my network diagram" ( http://www.ratemynetworkdiagram.com ), where people Network up schemes computer, whether business, work or home that have been mounted, and other visitors to the vote or opinion, suggest improvements, etc..

Some have mounted real "bars" at home, like this, go web!:

corporate network schemes are quite cool:


Well, come to mention that apart from setting out ideas for networking, come some very interesting links to other pages to learn how professional technician on the deployment of these networks. Whether at home every time more technology we have, or get job offers, it should be "chilly" this information.

www.networkdocumentation.com documentation on methods and layout of complex networks.

http://www.visiocafe.com . This I liked particularly. Is a collection of icons / graphics of all computer brands in order to use the tool and draw VISIO esquemitas such as photos, each unit with its icon.

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SUNDAY AND THE VIDEO IS ... HANDS OF LOVE HAPPINESS

TODAY I share another scene of Toy Story 3. SOMETIMES WE THINK HAPPINESS IS IN NOT HAVE PROBLEMS, OR DO NOT SUFFER. BUT THE HAPPINESS IS IN HAND. HAND OF SOMEONE WHO IS IN YOUR HAND, IF YOU ARE IN A DUMP, THE WAY OF AN OVEN . HAND COMES FROM ABOVE AND DISCOVER THAT MAKES YOU, YOU ARE NOT HAPPY NOT TO HAVE PROBLEMS, BUT FOR WHOM HAVE TO SHARE IT. SOMETIMES SIZE WITH YOUR HANDS, SOMETIMES WITH GOD HAND SIZE. THE GOSPEL CALL TODAY ABOUT GET HAPPY, WHY NOT GET, BUT BECAUSE THERE IS A HAND WITH THEM. (TOO BAD TO BEAR IT TAKE A HAND. BUT WILL NEVER GIVE OUT TO ANYONE TIE IN FRONT OF A TRUCK.) Do not let go NEVER GOOD HANDS TE DA LA VIDA. A HUG



English Prom Catalogs

Those who choose Shut up and kept listening.



to click on that photo, put down that hard, listen with good headphones at a volume loud enough, and then come back and thank me.

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Just go out to realize the sexual invasion around us. Ads with scantily clad pictures. Ads that claim to offer care based on a sexual complaint. Programs that rely on sexual topics audience of celebrities. Celebrities who do pick up his reputation based on their sexual behavior of the sign they are. Given all this avalanche, the question arises the role of sexuality in the person, especially when we realize that the management of sexuality is not indifferent in life.

Often problems arise from the sexuality education they received at home, or the lack thereof. Not enough to know the functioning of certain organs of our body for good sex. Because sexuality is not just a function. Sexuality is a powerhouse that brings feelings, experiences, safety, capacity, and that catalyzes the most powerful forces that have the human being: the ability to love. Hence it is necessary that sexuality is integrated into the whole human being. Especially the integration to be made available to the best of human dimensions that is self-giving love, responsible and free . So sexuality can not be unconscious or superficial. Even less can be instinctive or impulsive. Sexuality is so complex that sometimes do not know how to handle it, how to live, much less how to teach. However there is a tactic that never fails: work with tenacity to grow in us and in which we are entrusted the results of sexuality, which incidentally are neither play, nor pleasure, but donation to someone else , generosity, openness to other from itself heart.

I am convinced that in a culture with less hormone floating in the air like ours, is not always easy to escape the risks of deviant sexuality, because we miss the hearing, we alter the emotional, we shake the desire. But we can always prevent, remediate and build, we plant generosity over selfishness, responsibility over the superficialities, above the service superb. We can not avoid the assault of the trivialization of sexuality, but we are stronger than her, when once the tide, remain in our hearts the best feelings noble attitudes, which over a morality of rules, find the standard of morality, which is the love of the person. When your children grow fill them with respect, demanding, for honesty, generosity, appreciation for the good, caring for people , then you know that sexuality is a means to receive and give a true love, not money to spend fireworks.

Tuesday, January 25, 2011

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Another idiot complaining about the heat more

participate in a forum for fans of Tori Amos. As you can imagine, 99% of those on this forum live in the northern hemisphere and then they're constantly complaining about the winter that are happening. Manga motherfuckers, come here to complain.

worst of the heat is that no matter how much you try to convince you is a lie that you can avoid it. Sometimes it seems that it is, that God is Argentine, and why it's so garca. Then when it's 37 º and you turn on the air conditioning to take part ten degrees colder, the garda and god will make you a blackout in the entire block. As if I said "Do not settle for the fan? Tomá, fuck you."
Ponele you have to go out and take a shower. As soon as you get out of the shower, you dry, you put on the clothes and it sticks with you all alone. Fifty meters and you you do you become a walking shower.

To make matters worse, there is nothing to watch on television. Then down recurrís series and movies, if you were lucky that no court will light. It is logical that you want to see what is in a cool, quiet ... but if you can turn on the air you run out air and no television.

Then I thought reading a book.
He who says he can read in this heat, he lies.

And worst of all is that there is no music that combines the heat.

Saturday, January 22, 2011

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Guys, loose with liquid chlorine ... Tatu

is logical, it is summer, half of the writing is on vacation, nothing happens in politics, there is a fair court, there is no idea to throw shit copada Kristina, and yet be filled eighty pages of a newspaper.
Then someone comes up to make a note to a perfume. Copada idea seems, especially if you read "Perfume" by Suskind.
Yet Clarín boys end up doing this:

In this ineffable note, the boy Daniel Dos Santos leaves us with the question of whether he was doing really alive or gone without a questionnaire and asked what she pleased. Because, seriously, you can not have a front and ask what perfume smells like the collective. Above the note begins with the phrase "lost in the wind Geranium stability", and I swear to God I do not understand what the hell that means. Paragraph
deserves the pose of the perfumer, halfway between Junco Oggy and the Cirque Du Soleil.

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Woman's Homer Simpson

My first Android. Wildfire HTC

Just over a month to enjoy a "Smartphone" phone, computer or mobile Internet connection. A Wildfire HTC Android operating system.

He had been a time interested in these little machines and enormous potential. Not as a phone, like mini-computer, such as GPS, or touch screen multimedia device ,.... is the sum of all these features in one device, pocket size, what makes it so appealing.

And after this time I have to say that the potential for such phones is emerging with great prospects. The possibilities are endless by joining so much technology and above all, the key, permanently connected to the "cloud." Without the Internet connection lost all meaning.

Until recently, it was considered a telephone stmartphone ("smart") separate from those that allowed you to manage calls emails, read office documents with a widget, and can perform typical PDA tools (spreadsheets, agendas, etc).

The qualitative leap that occurs when you have a permanent network connection that allows access to all information, and thanks to Google and "Cloud services" to benefit from the small device the infinite power capabilities and networked applications that run on large server systems. You have the mighty Google Streetview colorful maps with all in the palm of the hand. Then the concept of "smartphone" earlier prehistoric remains.

And the revolution is about the emergence of open systems such as Android (basadoen Linux) that allow, as happened with the old MS / DOS, that different devices from different manufacturers work the same way and may run the same applications, to be compatible . It was demonstrated in the 80's this was the way forward with the explosion of PC-compatible computers, and is repeating now, falling further and further behind the systems 'own' end Nokia and perhaps also with the Apple Iphone iOS . We'll see what position is Microsoft with its Windows Phone 7.
The future is predictable, perhaps, is the paradigm of the disappearance of PCs as we know them today, moving to a world full of "tablets" and smartphones that will be our liaison with our information and links digital.


on the phone itself, by detailing a small review, say some pros:

- is thin and weighs just like the product, as is well, and made with quality material. The coating of this kind of rubber HTC feature that makes it resistant to scratches believe it is much more accurate than other phones to "look at me and do not touch me."
"The Android gives you endless options for customization, also adds HTC Sense brand, which consists of an interface (small buttons, widgets, etc) very simple and fluid unique.
-motion carries various sensors, magnetic / compass, gps., Wifi, bluetooth, ..... to the imagination (there is an application that leaving the phone under the pillow record your sleep cycles, based on your movements and breathing, and you better wake up when you are within a predetermined time range. Freaks! )
-This phone comes with a powerful flash and a camera 5Megapixels. The indoor photos come out very light but like most phones, with a plain little quality. Yes, has face detection and other settings of a modern digital camera.
- phone contacts and calendar are integrated with Facebook and your Google account if you have. If a friend calls you not only see the picture, relevant information from your profile on Facebook!, And cross your appointments so that notes in gmail.
- recently updated it to Android 2.2 Froyo, which has improved some functions already had, and add others as I see more interesting, the Hotspot: You can set your phone as a private wireless network to use your Internet-connection 3G from / the laptop. (Of course, melting the battery in the attempt ...)

Some cons are few but when you put demanding ....

- Resolution and graphics power: This phone is seen to be a version of "starter" for people who entered this world of smartphones, so it has a low price, this translates into a screen and it is great looks great, has very low resolution. This inevitably makes it fit a few more icons, applications do not "fit" and websites barely visible, forcing zoom continuously. Some games run very slowly or they will jump.
- The touch screen is something I personally uncomfortable, especially when using the alphanumeric keypad, not by their sensitivity that is magnifies, is perhaps the size of my fingers, still ;-) or I used to touch of the hard keys on my Nokia ... certainly must be pressed with the tip of your fingers carefully if you want to give the key (pun intended).
- The battery lasts 2-3 days at most if not "groping." As seen, it is usual on these phones, most computers. A little to use it for a while the battery indicator goes down like the needle of the fuel tank of my car! ... Nokia seems accustomed to diesel with a range of 6-7 days ...

But the funny thing is cane put him with any of the thousands of applications that are emerging every day. Some pretty nifty as I have said about dreams. To relate some of my uploaded already, to get an idea:

- FriendStream (facebook), this brings "factory" for the real-time consultation with Facebook and Twitter on the screen as a "reel" are appearing all updates.
- Astro file manager ( link): A kind of "File Explorer" to tweak the internal memory and applications that are running. Essential to take advantage of the "guts".
- BarcodeScanner ( link): Curious as to make the picture either a bar code and get all that "the cloud" knows it. Whether a link to a website, a download program, or the reference of the can of Coke you're taking ...
- Google Sky Map ( link), this is one of the first I tried. You take the phone, pointing to the sky and sketches on the fly the stars in that area, and your name. Using your position and gyroscopes, as you explore what you move the sky as if it were a telescope, a "toy"!
- Google Goggles ( link). This I have to test it further. The philosophy is to make the picture whatever and let Google tell you to take care of everything you know about it. Including translate you a text, if a sign in English, or Work out the puzzle if you choke. Is cloud computing ... the hostility ..!!!.
- Traffic viewer (link ): Private Interest know the condition of traffic? webcams you out here with a picture of real-time traffic in several cities in Spain. Is Sevilla and helped me to know where was happening at every moment the cavalcade of the Magi and go to the right place not to miss it, lol.

advantage Other sensors: a compass and bubble level (for "little hands"), or
flashlight that I have outstanding experiments to see what else "pijadas "can be achieved with Android:
- Sleep as an droid ( link), the application of control sleep cycles that I mentioned.
- Google Translate ( link), even in English, is supposed to talk on the phone and real-time means you, even speaks to it can communicate directly to the foreigner (like a simultaneous translator .)
- Wifi Scanner, to find network "neighbors", hehe ... Or vermin some radio spectrum that surrounds us.
- Decibel / peoplemeter ( link), out of curiosity, to measure the noise level around us.

Besides having already downloaded a lot of applications that play music instruments (the strings of a guitar with its frets ..., a battery, a pianillo ...) and other ball games and pinball chorras gyro. Every day I read about a new application each more ingenious.

And yet I still root .... (Meaning "open" or modify it to get full access to your system and can install / change applications are not a priori be authorized, I have not actually needed).

Saturday, January 15, 2011

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Each day that passes I am more convinced that people who get a tattoo tattoed something you want to remember and forget fear.

Thursday, January 13, 2011

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Back to the Future

is no secret and I'm ashamed to tell you that for a while I attended to a psychiatrist. Therapy was at the same time. The two mines were working together.

When I started feeling better, I put the doctor gave me something very scared: I did not know if I was better, or if I felt better because I was re tabletting. Much later, and completed the treatment, I learned that this is something that question almost all patients who take psychiatric medication. But I did not know and was something that gave me a terrible panic.
In the final analysis, the question is whether you're feeling things for yourself or a cocktail of milligrams of God knows what. You can not tell if your feelings are unique or if what you have are feelings chemicals.
is a horrible feeling, is like being a robot to realize they are being handled by remote control but does not know by whom.

The doctor told me not to worry, that I felt were my own feelings, and in the long run would find my cycles.

Today I went back to feel distress. Chiquita distress, very young. And I know it's mine, I know it's real, and I know how to handle it, I know what to do with it and I'm keeping until I get bored or go alone.

That's right: the sleeping pills are the best thing that happened to humanity. Even better than the Tamagotchi, look what I say.

Monday, January 10, 2011

It's Your Name By Ganz Magnet Frames

stayed Castles

castles were alone, no princesses or knights
.
Solos on the banks of a river, dressed in moss
silence.

A high rise windows
birds scared to death. They spy
empty halls, abandoned
velvet. Blind

dream armor
the most useless of dreams.
resting after a long battle,
look in storybooks.

Dragons and not defended
vermin time.
The castles are lonely, sad
of shadows and mystery.


Another piece of childhood just left.

Thursday, January 6, 2011

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alone Sanity of the carrier, the best kept secret of Argentina Mauricio

I said it before and I say now: Clarín has the most incredible insanity of all print media, but Infobae always find a good headline.

She says they were first quarter and then came second, so logical question must now be first. And next, what? Will be media?

I'm starting to believe that Elisa Carrio was abducted by an alien civilization to study their neuronal function and to avoid suspicion began to replace an anthropomorphic android. That, or is recontra crazy ass.
Apparently, this is the same Elisa Carrio that a couple of years huffed and puffed that failure became president did not show up anymore. Not only passed over his fat ass oath (she, as a Roman Catholic who is breaking oaths), but also occurs with Adrian Perez as vice (who?) And Juan Carlos Morán as governor (who ????? .) Duck goes as national deputy Bullrich, but not surprising because the tick Guacha is attached as banking.
(The note from Infobae can read it here)

not only bad memory (or is a liar compulsive), but also what he says makes no sense.

As gift, I leave a very nice example of how lies Clarin, and how little he cares to show it.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

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years now I have to start this posting. Literally years.

I was a victim of polymodal. When I was about to finish 7th grade, the daughter of a whore dump Decibe Susan came up with to end the educational system had and bought in Spain or France, I'm not sure, a system that already had shown that no good but she's so cool that he bought the same. So instead of graduating in 7th grade, I ate two years of absolute nothingness. And in 9th, finally, I graduated. Those three years
did in Saladillo, a place that obviously never visited Dante Alighieri because if he had done his idea of \u200b\u200bhell would have had ten circles.

I have a blackout as to why I enrolled in Accounting. We had to choose between social orientation and Accounting, and swore by Chingo do not know what led me to choose the latter.
extended to the morning in a room overlooking the courtyard. Wild as myself, I sat back and glued to the window, while teachers spoke of them know what, I watched the blue green patio. The secondary site which was occupied an entire block, the building itself did not meet 20% of the land, so there were trees and grass in bulk.
did not hate accounting, but why not an old entiendía was teaching us to keep books of a fictitious company by hand and mechanical pencil No. 5. In other words, it is the Excel. So Tuesday and Thursday morning for four hours per week, I hit a fucking plunger to see The Father's Kairos Farinello.
Until late April the boys in the afternoon shift began to take gymnastics.

All Polimodal had classes in the morning but a social hall, which was in the afternoon. A contraturno is ie, in the morning, had gymnastics twice a week: Tuesdays and Thursdays.
At those times when the old Accounting Standards (amnesia again: I can not remember his name) made us figure out what happened if they did the laundry for a refund of 21% of VAT to a sheet that had not sold this company auto parts store, I watched a blond boy ran.
When the old accounting began to get sick and we began to have free time, I saw a guy running the green-eyed blonde.
When one of those hours off a fellow of the room greeted him, I began to look at the green-eyed blond boy now called Mauritius.

In November I ran to see the principal and said, "Cristina, I shift and turn. I'm a Social Evening." I think I sent a verse that we lived in the countryside, if I was in the evening we would spend less gasoline when traveling, or some bullshit like that. It was absolutely unnecessary to justify, alike.
The director told me I had to pay two subjects, two times each.
For matters had to deliver a fully monographs incredibly stupid things to fart on the evolution of writing or the development of radio in Argentina.

surrendered in December while the two tests. I stayed the same.
New Year's going to go to an aunt in Capital. We had a Fiorino at that time, we roasted a giant pig (more stallion that sucker, really) and we took not only the party but because we were going to stay a week there. Imagine my happiness
out, albeit just for seven days, Saladillo. Halfway
broke the truck. He fused the brofto pringolia, some of those things that only heterosexuals understand rustic. I hated the world when the mechanic said it could not fix, which did not have replacement insurance that would take us back to Saladillo and had to wait X days until the replacement arrived. Above
I had come by bus and foot, because insurance could only carry three people.

In order not to spend the New Year with my grandmother's family (because if there is anything worse than Saladillo saladillense family is my grandmother), we went to spend with a family I know of my old. He
, a dunce importantly, those who do not believe anything until you start sucking wine begin to think there pelotucedes the size of a galaxy. She, poor laburar mine who married the wrong man. The son of an asshole "I know them all" but ate more mucus than I am. The daughter, shy because of his nose but constanemente violent with his family. And had a pet otter, Pamela.
not remember a single thing about what happened at that dinner, God and the Virgin gilda thanks.

do remember that at 12 and 12:10 provide one of us said "Let's walk around the center," which really meant "Get out of here as soon as we can because we are sticking a plunger incredible and so we have a perfect excuse to plead fatigue from the trip and go home frustrated. " We

center, which is actually Saladillo Square where the church, the municipality and some business.
And in the first corner was Mauritius.
Apparently the daughter was known this marriage.
were greeted, we salute you all, I waved to me. I remember Maurice
jabbed me with his beard a couple of days.
His beard, like arm hair.
I felt that if this year began well, what was coming would be better. Had to be, there was nothing that could ruin him. If I had ruined the chances of going to the Capital plans for that night, at the time, Maurice gave me a kiss on the cheek and we presented our (naive that I already knew a year ago who he was), if the armed target that then would be fine.

That was the last start of the year I was so hopeful of something.

Because, as you might imagine, Mauritius turned out to be heterosexual and rather stupid.
and over after I made friends and could not get rid of him or cause to be quiet.
But how nice it was. (It was, because then it was stripped)

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Ay ay ay, double meanings ... Dream

This is Infobae, today morning.
I know the double meaning Garp, but this is a bad skid ...

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

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In the afternoon I felt bad, I slept and slept.
A nap.
I woke up around 9. I have
milk the shit I can not go back to sleep after I wake up. From small that I feel the same.
And not be a problem if it were not for tomorrow I have to get up at 7.
not think he'll wake up at 7. I have to go over PAMI, which will mean a Faint five hours waiting for a signature.
If I stay up that dream again, which probably occurs at about 3, 4 in the morning, I'm not able to get up at 7.
If I sleep, I sleep.
If I take something to sleep, tomorrow I do not see the hair until at least 11.

The upside is that probably in a while it started to rain. Survivor

Sunday, January 2, 2011

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The new year brings a change of cycle, not only on the calendar and thoughts of renewal that is traditionally thrown to infinity with each toast a new year. Many people

opens the book, takes to clean lists of tasks (not carried out to chalk up another bunch of new earrings) in order to take holidays cabinets, ... Finally, a renewed, albeit forced and bureaucratic but psychologically, at least, we may come in handy.



And in something like I'm in my last computer session, this is opening new digital portfolios to accommodate the contents of this new year 2011. New folder for music, new playlist to collect video clips on YouTube, synchronization of data between all computers and transfer files 2010 from the laptop to disk backup, secondary copy pending optical discs .. . and a lot of unfinished business for the first few days of gigs, such that the cycling of backup tapes, flush logs, mailings, reviewing software license revocation .... Overall, a chain of processes than just having to plan and execute this cleansing and conveys the spirit of extending other vital areas.

Since I have to quit or anything like it (and this year it gets chunga), other challenges will need to consider reasonable ... umm, well, you will be appearing throughout the year to be so agonizing to concentrate all day 1 right? Hehe.

the moment, the claim, as far as practicable, to continue feeding this blog technology, Multiverse and other feelings.


I put this funny video clip you put enough batteries to start the year:

Duck Sauce - Barbra Streisand (youtube link )

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Best of 2010 - 5 to 1

holiday, here are the top five best albums this year. As I am with a full stomach, the post is loooong. Do not complain that I do it just once a year. Happy
2011, and that starting with lots of good music.

5 - Ok Go - "Of The Blue Colour Of The Sky"
Fuck the White Stripes, Coldplay, Lady Gaga and 30 Seconds To Mars: the band that makes the best videos today is Ok Go. From an animation on toast made up impossible choreography made in one take with many dogs and a goat , through the machine "This Too Shall Pass" (and these guys will go down in history with that video, I play whatever), Ok Go showed that a little twine and many ideas you can do great things. At last, after all, were made famous by a video dancing on treadmills and nothing else.
Nobody in the world that challenges them to Ok Go. What I discussed (just see the comments of the videos) is whether the Ok Go's music to match videos. For me, yes. "Oh no, the previous record, which was" Here It Goes Again "(the video tape to walk) was a track to move the handle side by side. "Oh No" is the type of disc that you can put on a party and, with one or two songs, everyone is going to keep dancing.
With "The Blue Colour Of ..." does not happen. The first sentence of hard is "what the hell I was trying to figure out what is happening", and it is exactly that feeling that you get when the disc ends. This album does not seem to Ok Go. I do not even sound like a band, but everything seems to be made by computer. Damian's voice is so hyper processed goulash that even looks like a human being who sings (and the pseudo waltz "Before the Earth WAS round" go to hell so why even bother with.)
What happens is that "The Blue Colour Of ..." not a record to listen or to put in the background. It's an album to put on your headphones, close your eyes and let yourself go. Yes, it has its moments where you're going to dance without moving ("White knucles", "End Love") but are the least. If one expects a record for dancing, shit, that is to listen and pay attention.
And the final scream of goulash in "Skycrapers" (my favorite song on the disc) is paw.
Clicking here you can download the album.
Oh, there was no note, but the posting is full of links to see videos of OK Go, if you live in a jar of salsa golf stale and do not know what he was talking about.

4 - Take That - "Progress"
few days ago was the birthday of my friend's boyfriend Sebastian. At one point I talked (keep in mind that my idea of \u200b\u200bconversation is to exchange more than ten words) with cousin Groom, he told me he was going to go see Roxette and I said "Live"!?. " At the end of the day, Roxette next twenty years ago Chorando disks filled with variations of "The Look". After a while I give Sebastian a Take That cd that I had requested, and the cousin's boyfriend saw him and said "But these are Chorando with that?", Or something.
not say anything because, obviously, had not heard "Progress."
Short version in case anyone does not know what I mean: Take That was a band of five guys that made British pop pretty nice, all very politically correct, talking about love making very nice vocal harmonies. In mid- Robbie Williams 90s balls swelled and left the group. Of those who remained, two began a solo career (Gary Barlow and Mark Owen) with little success (the first pig fattening, the latter became famous for winning the Celebrity Big Brother.) In mid-2000 it seems that they began to run out of money and Take That are together again, but without Robbie Williams. They released two albums, one very good and the other very bad, and regained the fame he had before. Similarly, Robbie Williams's fame began to fall (and four albums ago that the guy does not hit a hit), and must have spent all the loot in splint because in the end last year agreed to return to Take That.
The problem is that Take That have today 40 years and does not continue to make stupid at that age pop.
does it?
The guys had a very intelligent idea. They had to get someone to be able to do that five forties pop need of twine made without losing face. They realized that Madonna is in a situation similar to theirs (actually it is worse, because they are over 50 and still believes it has 23), and called Stuart Price, producer of that awful Madonna album is " Confessions On A Dance Floor. "
When Sebastian told me that he had fallen "Progress", he said "It's good, but this is Take That." And it's true. The only song Take That seems to always be "The Flood", the first track. This is a typical air anthem song with lyrics that serves as analogy for the return of the band. But four minutes after the disc gives a 180 degree turn and becomes a ball of electronic noises, violent beats and lyrics that are repeated until the alienation. "Happy now" sounds like an issue of Massive Attack, except in the chorus, where an army of gnomes falsetto scream "I feel like I'm falling and I feel happy." "What do you want from me" could have been the ballad of the album, but the producer got to kick the piano and violin and put him synthesizers, guitars and sharpshooters everywhere until you got the blues and turned it into ... God knows why. "Flowerbed" a voice echoed, half body and a battery new age monotonous, and nothing else, you expect something to happen, but the song just gets on your nerves.
But there are two songs that take all the applause. "SOS" has a letter supposedly an environmentalist, the typical cliche that if you do not care for the environment we all going to die. But Mark Owen repeated as possessed "It's an SOS, it's an SOS, oh yes, oh yes, it's an SOS" and you just want to grab a chainsaw and go cut trees. As if to make things more irritating in the middle of the track is a sampling of a speech by John F. Kennedy. The other song is "Kidz", a military march in the style Nine Inch Nails, again, works by repeating phrases over and over again. For the bridge had no better idea to repeat the tune a hundred times saying "la la la lala." Apparently "Kidz" will be the second single, wanted to present it in a The X-Factor (a program similar to English Talento Argentino) but because the choreography had police scrambling to blows with children, not allowed to make the presentation. No matter: if "Kidz" comes on the radio, more than one going to use the song for shit to punching someone.
Clicking here you can download the album.

3 - Cowboy Junkies - "Renmin Park - The Nomad Series, Volume I" The Cowboy Junkies
long ago ceased to be a country band and became a group that God knows what. "Open" were given by the distortion, in "At The End Of Paths Taken" proved to superimpose layers of things, and managed to track where a person was singing while another, while reading a story.
"Renmin Park is no exception. It is not understood even if you have the concept of the disc. It is anecdotal, but here goes: Michael Timmins, guitarist and composer of most issues, he went to China to adopt a baby. On that trip he recorded many sounds of the street, bought some traditional instruments and invented a story about two lovers arranging their secret meetings in different parts of the city.
do not know what will have been smoked, or hooks because you realize that. "Renmin Park" alternates a nice folk song with an unspeakable experiment. For example, in "Sir Francis Bacon at the net" it denotes the sampling rate of two Chinese playing tennis, while three people reciting the letter but mistimed the three. "(You've got to get) A good heart" is a pop rarity in the discography of the Junkies, but throughout the entire song is a little girl screaming in Chinese, as if teaching karate to a teddy bear . The height of everything is "A walk in the park, where a Chinese doing something like singing in a voice hoarse. Above the song is in Chinese, so you have no where to hold on when they start soloing I do not know what instrument is that China and starts screaming like a siren. Thank God
are issues that always make the Cowboy Junkies and I do not know why I always end up liking. "Sadly I Can not sit by your side" is a cover of a Chinese theme, the chorus is just the name of the song that slow, dragging word for word like a heavy stone. And the song is just that: a woman who can not bear to be with his love because he killed another man. "My fall", another cover of a Chinese, is a rare delicacy and precision today. "A few bags of grain" has a piano that sounds as if under water, while Margo sings as if his life depended on it. Every time I heard her say "Oh the shame, the shame, the shame ..." puts you goosebumps.
But just in case, if any of us had found some comfort in the slow folk, the Junkies are responsible for closing the record of the most bizarre possible: someone phones a number where, instead of listening to the rings common, an acoustic pop song. After a few seconds, skip the answering machine (Lucy Liu know what he says, because, again, the voice spoke in Chinese), and cut.
And so ends the disc.
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2 - The Divine Comedy - "Bang Goes The Knighthood" & "Live At Somerset House"
Yes, I cheated here. Neil Hannon, the man behind The Divine Comedy, earlier this year released "Bang Goes The Knighthood", a festival that had become independent and now could do what he sang his signature. Months later, without telling anyone, used and released his first live album, "Live At Somerset House. We
piecemeal.
"Bang Goes The Knightood" no move at all from the formula that is The Divine Comedy. The melodies are somewhere between a Broadway musical and a song by Jacques Brel, the lyrics have an intelligence and a sense of humor that you can not find in pop songs of today and a team of arqeólogos. In "The complete banker," Hannon discusses the crisis that has engulfed Europe from the place of a banker and says "So I causes a second great depression, What can I say / I guess I got a bit Carried Away / If I say I 'm sorry you will give me the money? ". "I Can not Abide with horizontal life / It's time to rise, assume the perpendicular" sings a song, and that is the poet of always Hannon: perpendicular life would be, basically, standing, doing something and not lying in bed staring at the ceiling (horizontal life). If even you feel like getting out of bed and do something.
are the last two best tracks on the disc. "Can you stand upon one leg" is a hopelessly stupid song, where Hannon that challenges you to win a chess match your dad or tell a joke to make someone laugh. Sure, that's something that makes anyone. But Hannon, who is rough and it does challenge you one last thing: you hold a high note for TWENTY SECONDS. In this not beaten anybody. And "I like" is a beautiful love song with an almost Beatlesque melody, the kind that you are in your head for days.
"Live At Somerset House" is an album that fans come Hannon waiting nearly twenty years, and is a good album by The Divine Comedy live. He left a DVD a few years ago, but is increasingly inconseguible (and is a Poronga who has not appeared on cd). "Live At Somerset House" is a TRIPLE album! Hannon is charged where their best songs by himself on piano or guitar, depending on the subject. Hannon is wrong on the piano, he forgets the lyrics, jokes, short subjects and engages people, and that proves to be a whore san frontman.
It's weird because in the study provided an orchestra is assembled dozens of people, and that "Everybody Knows (Except You) "is only with piano (and the audience singing) is something ... yeah, weird. What happens is that when a song is good, it will be good to touch her with a guitar or with an orchestra symphony. And songs like "Songs of Love", "National Express", "Your daddy's car" or "Tonight we fly" (if you get excited about this, you're a robot) are very good tunes.
And, thank God , the Virgin and Zulma Lobato, also makes "Can you stand upon one leg", and also keeps the note for thirty seconds, while it encourages the public to follow. Oh, and also makes "Jiggery Pokery", a song tells a cricket match and has one of the choruses nobody understands how humanity took so many millions of years to write. (And it gives all the impression that Hannon had problems that night with that song in particular ... and very funny when you make a mistake)
Hannon has not done anything that has not done before, nor has it tried anything new. What happens is that there is no one who does what he does Hannon, so every time you get a new album The Divine Comedy you know you are to hear something different. Well, always good.
Clicking here you can download "Bang Goes The Knighthood" , the live album I found no link, but I guess you can find it in Portal.

1 - Liz Phair - "Funstyle"
Never in my life I could take seriously Liz Phair. And why almost all my life I heard angry girls making rock. But there was no way, Liz Phair always struck me as a poser, a mine that he could be digging in public with this to get attention but that had nothing to say. If he even made a song where the refrain again and again said "Give me your hot white cum" and I never understood if he was serious or fuck.
And one day Liz Phair up in their 'Funstyle "for people to download it for free. As has happened eight hundred thousand times, the label had not liked what he had recorded, so she continued writing and recording songs, and they continued negándoselas ... and got tired and went to the Internet.
The Pitchfork said a great truth about "Funstyle" when you hear the record, my first thought is "But what the hell is this?". The response comes after a few heard, "This is the testimony of a mine that is tired of the hypocrisy of his colleagues, that is rotten materialistic society, which is losing about raising your child (the mother Phair single), and does not know how to deal with the world without leaving a pear to kill everyone. Liz Phair In forty minutes takes you through all the moods that you can think of, not is not easy to keep up.
The first track, "Smoke" is ... There ... how to say ... Begins a slow pace, and displayed a high-pitched screams. Instead of a verse, we have people talking. Then there is a chorus that just says "There's smoke on That", and instead of a verse is another dialogue in which Phair not let go to a party. Chorus again, and again another dialogue between Phair y. .. a person gagged. The "song" (to call them that) tries to show how tired he is from the music industry, but everything is so rare that I do not know if it succeeds. "Bollywood", the song that follows, has the same intention. With a good percussion india, Phair RAPE his experience as a composer of soundtracks programs in India and how fucked up the contract that made him sign. Again, is a pigsty. Just
from there the album starts to take regular songs. In "You Should Know Me" Phair confesses "I get down, I get up, I get angry, I get sad" and while talking about her ex-husband is a very good description of what comes next in the disk. "Miss September" is a beautiful pop song that could have easily sung Costa Esperanza boys on the banks of river. A funky guitars and a trumpet make "My my" in a set for dancing in the pipe (in the U.S., not here because nobody here knows Liz Phair).
"Oh, Bangladesh" is the closest thing on the disc to the Liz Phair of the first records. You own the dirt of the early DIY Phair, and when asked "Why do you treat me so well if I am a disaster?" not really seem to want to know the answer. The trip-hop of "Bang!" Bang "is the best album:" I had a difficult day and I could never feel good about being single "asks aloud, to immediately threaten saying that it will begin to bang, bang, bang, bang ... and every bang is repeated ad infinitum. Hammering the finished dishes throughout the song, as if each were a shot getting into an instrument.
of nowhere appears some Latin rhythms of Gloria Estefan an Indian who gives advice to raise self-esteem. Liz Phair takes his best accent and said inconsistencies cheta hilarious about rich people eat junk espiritualoide as "I definitely like the gin-sing and the gingko bal ... boa?". The chorus sounds like aerobics class, and now you start to understand who wanted to shoot in the previous topic.
"And I slayed her" is a play on words the phrase phonetically sounds the same to Andy Slater, the owner of the record company rejected several times "Funstyle." And it's a merciless song: "What kind of guy you were when you were little? What kind of man does the things that you did? What kind of life you expect to live if everyone put a price on your head? "asks Slater, and by the end the only thing left to say is that it will go straight to hell and will stay there." Satisfied "released tensions, teen returns to the atmosphere of "Miss September" and is so romantic phrases like "I remember you when I grabbed her hair while I threw up everything."
"Funstyle" ends as it begins: with a "song" that actually is the dialogue of two critics who do shit because I hate the album, while the background sounds a string of unrelated songs with each other, and an occasional Woody Woodpecker. The song is called, logically, "U hate it" and Critics say incoherent things like "My hate is growing, it's getting larger and hotter" or "You know, I listened to it twice. The Second Time Was Worse." In the middle of the song, Phair give an award for the disc and the two critics are turning like pancakes and start saying stupid thing to praise the album even more ridiculous than before.
Musically, Funstyle "is impossible. Cuesta horrors understand what shit happens in this album. And therein lies the value of the album: sometimes you do not understand why things happen that happen, and one does not know what to do with all that. Phair tried to exorcise those doubts as he could, and did so in the most brutal and honest that comes to mind. No one, not by a long shot, did something this year.
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